I just got a message that I have to go meet a Pharaoh. I think I will meet Ramses because I want to learn more about him. He was ruler from about 1290 to 1224 b.c.e.. Now I am going to his time with my magic rock. See you later...
I am here. This place is dusty. I like it. I think I see him. I wonder why there are so many kids following him, and there are so many girls following him. I think he likes it. I should go talk to him. "Hi Ramses, I'm Connor."
"Hello Connor, how do you know my name?"
"I read about you in a book."
"What is a book?"
"It is a thing with words in it that gives you information."
"That sounds cool."
"Sure is."
"I have a question for you."
"Yes?"
"What are you famous for?"
"I am famous for being a military general at the age of 10. I also have more than 100 wives and 100 kids. I love them so deeply."
"That's a lot."
"Are you threatening me?"
"No!!!"
"I am going to challenge you to a fight."
"OK."
"I will paralyze you with a curse."
LATER...
I do not know why he thought I was threatening him. I'm worried that if he gets hurt fighting me he's going to send his soldiers after me. I think I'd better apologize to him for my "rude" behavior.
"I'm sorry that I was threatening you."
"Okay, apology accepted."
It's kind of funny that he thought you were threatening him.
ReplyDeleteMan, who knew Ramses was so sensitive.
ReplyDeleteI like your blog, is's funny>:)
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